ilikeklh:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m sorry but I just read this to the tune of Friday by Rebecca Black… Wow

4:31 pm  •  24 April 2014  •  66,507 notes

jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

4:30 pm  •  24 April 2014  •  173,020 notes

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

4:26 pm  •  24 April 2014  •  94,856 notes
Anonymous: Tell me which text post you made that you want me to paint on my bedroom wall and I will do it I swear.

treebiter:

officialunitedstates:

I DID IT YOU GUYS. I REGRET NOTHING.

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1:28 pm  •  24 April 2014  •  4,746 notes

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

10:22 am  •  24 April 2014  •  485,022 notes

waffleawful:

2spookyprincess:

discoveringdaniel:

discoveringdaniel:

waffleawful:

so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces

like, those yellow ones

and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”

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this is why i didn’t pursue art

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

10:20 am  •  24 April 2014  •  86,051 notes

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

10:19 am  •  24 April 2014  •  35,270 notes

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

10:19 am  •  24 April 2014  •  351,215 notes